I wish not to offend anybody here, tho I know this will offend many. I will say it anyway: If straight women were half as attracted to heavy dudes as gay men are, I would’ve died of a poon overdose at 23.
I honestly feel like most people consider polyamory more immoral than infidelity and that just doesn’t sit well with me.
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard
Every bard I ever play
i would watch this countless times just for that “three, motherfucker”
I don’t like the MCU
First and foremost, I would like to start this by saying that I’m not a militant anti MCU activist. I am nothing more than someone who’s riding in whatever the opposite of the MCU bandwagon is. And not because I want to be different or special. MCU lost me after Avengers 1. Before that I watched every single movie that came out in the movies, and I would wait anxiously for the next one, watch and analyze every single trailer that came out. Back then I was very much in the MCU bandwagon.
But then I feel like they rested in their laurels, and became people pleasers. It all became about hyping up the masses. The stories and characters lost their depth and complexity. It all became about the jokes and the cool scenes. I came out of Ironman 3 deflated and disappointed. What the hell was that piece of garbage?
After that there was a few other movies that I enjoyed, Like Guardians 1 and Winter Soldier. But most of them were just not satisfying enough for me. It felt like they were made only to keep people entertained for two hours, but I lacked motivation to engage with the stories and the conflicts, to see beyond what was on the screen and try to relate to their tribulations on a realistic level. That’s what I respected about phase 1.
Later I’ll go into more detail about how I feel like they wasted great opportunities to write outstanding characters. It’s like they dropped their interest to make them more layered, more intriguing. They lost their edge and replace it with overwhelming action sequences and deplorably unfitting humor.
And I understand why people enjoy all of that, especially people who have been fans of this stories and characters for ages and now they’re being brought to a big screen like they dreamed for so long. I understand and respect that. But here’s my problem with some of those people. Just because you are head over heels about that circus they got going on, it doesn’t mean that every human being in existence have to pull down their pants and take it willingly and passionately from them. You do that all you want. But don’t come at me calling me a hater just because I keep my pants off and rather take my willingness and passion to a different location.
I will start talking about why I believe that Avengers is one of the best comic book movies ever made and how I feel like they set up amazing storylines that were pretty much neglected going forward from that point because they were too focused on making funny bits. And don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I have anything against comedy. I love comedy. I could watch Stepbrothers every weekend. It’s just that I feel like the jokes, for the most part, felt forced and I feel like there were a lot of moments that could’ve been treated with a more dramatic and emotional brush and they just hosed them with silly ass nonsense.
I’m not in the mood to come up with eloquent ways to express my thoughts anymore so I’ll just come back to this later.
